About as easy as a nuclear war

I'm really bad at writing capsule descriptions of anything, much less myself - so instead, I'll link to a post where I listed 100 more-or-less random things about myself, which is probably a good place to start. It could stand to be updated, but don't hold your breath. Also, sometimes I impersonate a velociraptor.

In some ways, I have an abundance of Saggitarius nature. One of those ways is that I am rather inclined to stick my foot in my mouth and then shove it down my throat into my own abdomen. Please, if I write (or say or do) something that you find offensive, let me know. Odds are very good that I had no idea that I was offending anybody. I'm most likely to apologize immediately, though I reserve the right to disagree about the intention of what I wrote, or to attempt to clarify what I wrote in an effort to make it less offensive while still retaining what I thought I'd meant to say in the first place. It's actually very rare that I mean to be offensive; and when I do, you'll probably know it. If you want to actively participate in my LJ (rather than just passively reading it, not like I can control that, have a blast), I request that you give me the benefit of the doubt. If in doubt, ask. Again, Saggitarian nature - I will give you an honest response, even if that response is "I don't feel comfortable giving you an honest answer to that question right now."

Some of the icons I use do not have a source attributed, becuase I either don't know where they came from, or I've forgotten. If they're yours, please let me know, and I'll be happy to include that information.

Despite living in a poly pagan household with multiple romantic entanglements, my life is wonderfully low-drama. I so dearly love my low-drama-content life. This may mean that my journal is occasionally frequently predominately boring. Cope.

I am not orbolus. There's a lot of people who I'm not, and that's definitely one of 'em.
Remember, on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog - but they can tell right away if you're an asshole.

... that's all. Bye-bye. :)